Vespucci Vipers face Grapeseed Growlers in the county final

Weazel News · Published 4 Nov, 23:47 UTC

Tickets sold out in eight minutes; scalpers are asking for a kidney.

The Vespucci Vipers host the Grapeseed Growlers on Sunday for the county championship.

Both coaches promised "110 percent", which our maths desk says is not possible.