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Towed a sports car from a hospital entrance today. Owner said he'd 'make a call'. Still waiting for that call.
Sunrise class on Del Perro beach tomorrow at 6. Bring water, leave your negativity (and your phone) at home.
Got a callback!! It's for 'Man Eating Sandwich #2' but it's a speaking role. Well, chewing role. Still counts.
EXCLUSIVE: Local reality star spotted buying a fourth yacht. 'It's for the yacht,' a source tells us.
Samuel you haven't called your grandmother in three weeks. I know you're on here.
Hot take: sleep is just unmonetised screen time. Building something in this space. DM me.
Shop's open Saturday. No, I can't make it go faster than it was built to go. Yes, I've heard that one.
Break a leg tomorrow! Not literally, your insurance lapsed.
Made lemon cake. Nobody came. Ate lemon cake.
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