Del Perro Pier Gets Free Wi-Fi; Seagulls Reportedly First to Connect

Weazel News · Published 3 Nov, 08:11 UTC

The pier's long-promised public network went live this weekend, offering free internet to anyone willing to accept a 40-page terms of service and a cookie banner the size of a billboard.

The pier's long-promised public network went live this weekend, offering free internet to anyone willing to accept a 40-page terms of service and a cookie banner the size of a billboard.

Early users praised the speed, then complained about the speed. Technicians blamed interference from the Ferris wheel, the ocean and "a guy with a very large speaker".

The network name, chosen by public vote, cannot be printed here.