Paleto Bay Pancake Festival Breaks Record for Syrup Per Capita

Weazel News · Published 2 Nov, 14:11 UTC

The small coastal town served more than 40,000 pancakes over a single weekend, roughly sixty per resident. Organisers called it the festival's "stickiest year yet".

The small coastal town served more than 40,000 pancakes over a single weekend, roughly sixty per resident. Organisers called it the festival's "stickiest year yet".

Local dentists reported a sharp rise in bookings. The mayor, still holding a fork, said the town would "go bigger next year".

Waffle-based alternatives remain banned under a 1987 town ordinance nobody can explain.